Top 10 Geeky Pick Up Lines

Are you experiencing drought in your romantic relationship with your partner? Or maybe you think the girl of your dreams is actually in love with you, but is really just shy – so you want to be the one to make the first move instead? Better yet, maybe you need geeky pick up lines you can throw around while you and your geek buddies are going bar-hopping (or to use another term, “mate-finding“). Here are our top 10 geeky pick up lines, to help you out on your adventures!

Throw out those flowers, trash those fashionably compliant clothes and focus on the art of pick up lines instead. If you can pick a chic up with the following lines, then you really are a geek master.

(Disclaimer: We in no way should be held responsible for the awkward stares, thrown cocktails and slaps that may ensue from the use of these geeky pick up lines. Proceed with caution.) 

10. Hi, there. Is your name “Wi-Fi”? ‘Cause I’m certainly feeling a connection!

It will take a minimal amount of guts to pull this line off. It isn’t rude, nasty or perverted so you might even really get a chance to connect with someone. It’s cute and adorable in a way, so we’ll be giving you a 70-30 ratio of success.

Negative reply: Yeah, no… You need a password to connect with this particular Wi-Fi. And no, you will never be given the opportunity to hack it.

Positive reply: Aw, thanks! Me too!

9. Hi there! I’m spinning counterclockwise right now. Each turn robs the planet of angular momentum so it slows its spin the tiniest bit. Therefore, the night is lengthened, the dawn is pushed back for a while and I have a little more time, here with you.

When using this geeky pick up line, make sure that you’re actually spinning but make sure that she is still present right by your side so that she can really hear your explanation. This line takes up a lot of movement and it can even induce nausea, gastric problems and increased possibilities of accidents but hey – all in the name of love, right?

Negative reply: You lost me at “counterclockwise”.

Positive reply: That’s so sweet… I think!

8. Wow, your name is _____? Hey look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You better make sure that you really have a calculator with you! Also, try not to bring those bulky ones – they might ruin your player mode.

Negative reply: I think I hear your Mother calling from your basement.

Positive reply: That’s amazing. Can you spell my cat’s name as well?

7. Hi, miss. You might be a Pokemon. You know why? ‘Cause I really like to Pikachu!

You do know that Pikachu is meant to be pronounced as “pick-at-you”, right? It might boost your chances more if you’re wearing an Ash Ketchum outfit or carrying a Pokeball around.  Most girls are familiar with the Pokemon series so you might get your Pokeball filled up if you play this line right.

Negative reply: Poke-a-what?

Positive reply: Thank you. By the way, nice Pokeball!

6. Honey, I ship us so hard! Can you possibly make us cannon?

Nope, we are not talking about military warfare here. If you are a true blue geek, then you will know exactly what we’re talking about. To decrease your chances of getting slapped, you should make sure that she does not have any negative affiliation with these terms in the first place.

Negative reply: Are you really that insensitive?

Positive reply: Sure, I’ll make us cannon.

5. Did you know that it’s really not the length of the vector that counts – it’s how you apply the force that matters?

Props to you if you are going to be brave enough to actually use this geeky pick up line in real life! You’re lucky if the girl you’re picking up doesn’t really get the meaning. On the other hand, if your girl is witty enough, she might get it and you can either be (1) kicked violently or  (2) giggled at adorably.

Negative reply: What’s a vector? OR *kick*

Positive reply” Nice one! I see what you did there…

4. We have recently become acquainted, and this might seem irrational, but here are the figures by which to contact me, use them perchance?

Wear a gentleman’s wig, if you’re willing to go over-the-top with this geeky pick up line.

Negative reply: What does that even mean? Weirdo.

Positive reply: That’s clever. Here are my numeric contact details!

3. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.

Kudos to you if you’re also wearing the costume!

Negative reply: Does that really ever work?

Positive reply: You’re the Obi-Wan for me too!

2. You’ve got me stuck on CAPS LOCK, if you know what I mean.

Let’s just hope, for your safety’s sake, that she doesn’t really know what you mean. You don’t want your Shift key to be broken.

Negative reply: I’m gonna pop a cap, if you don’t leave now.

Positive reply: Asdfghjkl;’! That’s quite funny!

1. Girl, that dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 ms^2!

Ding-ding-ding! We’ve hit the jackpot for the #1 geeky pick up line. The King of Science takes the cake for this one!

Negative reply: I have pepper spray!

Positive reply: Oh, you make my dopamine levels go all silly!

Which of these geeky pick up lines are you most likely to use?