Hot off the heels of our earlier post about life after death in the digital world; we decided to put together a list of some of the craziest apps out there…one’s you don’t necessarily need or want, but for whatever reason you just gotta have. Nothing makes sense in the last statement but for some reason, 21st century humans believe in more of a trend than anything else.
Would you call them useless? Of course you would, whether its before or after you download them, we just don’t know. Regardless, a multitude of apps are useful, and we suppose if you get bored enough you might consider downloading a few of these.
Have a look at Geek Magazine’s top 10 crazy and useless apps, and let us know which ones you might download just for the hell of it!
Do you want to turn your iPhone into a realistic beer? Of course you do, who wouldn’t? It’s crazy yes, but at the same time kind of cool. The features on this app allow you to shake to form foam and you can even pour it from one iPhone to another. Just imagine for a moment, no hangovers, and you can drink it in your car!
9. Tickle Me!
You want my honest opinion? Of course you do that’s why you are here! This app can be split easily into two categories, one category is a parents worst nightmare, and the other is a Paedophiles best dream come true! Tickle Me! makes your iPhone touchscreen respond to playful tickles, followed with the laughter of a child….creepy.
8. Bubble Wrap
“Pop it Up!” with bubble wrap! We guarantee you haven’t wasted this much time since high school! Those with an addiction to popping bubble wrap will really appreciate this…and you might just annoy some friends to. Sounds like a popping good time.
7. Coin Flip
Are you lagged down everyday trying to decide to go this way or that way? I know I am! Now, with your iPhone, you can easily (or virtually!) flip a coin. Other uses include trying to decide whether to date this guy or that guy, to have butter or jam; and to wear this shirt or that shirt…amazing.
6. Hold On
This app allows you to precisely measure on a chart, how much of your life you’ve just wasted. The object is simple, how long can you keep your finger in a static position on the touchscreen? If you want the answer, head on over to iTunes and download.
I see nothing wrong with wanting to have a 13th century Chinese calculator on your iPhone; and right below the 21st century infused calculator you already have.
4. I Can Has Cheezburger
Brought to by LOLcat; and obviously for the cat lover in all of us. Want to impress your friends? Then tell a cat joke, we promise it will go extremely well.
3. Poo Log
An app worthy (and possibly endorsed) by Sheldon cooper himself! Everyone wants to time their poo sessions, deny it all you like, but the truth (just like poo sometimes) can hurt. The point and purpose is simple: “What is your poo telling you?”. This handy little app lets you log (Ha!) your poo’s and let’s you graph the sessions as well!
2. Creepy Dolls
When I was but a young girl, I had a life-sized doll named Ruby; and my goodness did we have a blast! But, after watching the Exorcist, which for whatever reason my parents allowed, Ruby began to stare at me from the corner of the room…no doubt planning my ultimate demise. Needless to say, and my child psychologist agreed, Ruby found a new home in the trash. Anyway, this app gives all of you morbid loving weirdo out there creepy baby noises, a display that uses a spinning picker, and a new appreciation for Chucky.
1. Phone Saber
Do you want to simulate the sound of a light saber on your phone? Yes. Yes I do.